Kuto D, Stupido at ang Panimulang Bati. [Chapter 1]
Ako po si Kuto D, Stupido… at eto ang aking kwento.
Isang araw, ako po ay gumising ng maaga upang pumasok sa unang araw ng klase… at meron po akong nasalubong na magandang babae… “Hi Mis Byutipul~ !” bati ni kuto sa magandang babae, “Hello totoy!” sagot naman sa kanya. Nainis si Kuto at sinabing “Gagu ka pala eh, di na ako totoy.” at sumagot naman ang babae “Wat di hik r u paking siying? Sinu nanay mu!” pagalit na sinabi ng babae.
Tumabok si Kuto at binato ng malaking bato ang babae at sinabing “ULUL! GAGU! PUTANG INA MU!”…
Si Kuto ay nakarating sa kanyang eskwela ng maaga at pumila sa unahan ng linya para sa kanyang section… Nakakita si Kuto ng magandang Teacher at sinabing “Elow Mam, Kayo po ba ang adbaysir ko?”, Sagot ng magandang Teacher “Principal ako gago.”, Sagot naman ni Kuto “Ah ok putang ina mo.”…
Nagalit ang principal kaya naman binago nito ang section ni Kuto papunta sa pinakamababang section para sa grade 4, ang pangalan na kanyang bagong section ay “13″. Dahil base sa numero ang kanilang mga section.
Pumila si Kuto at walang pakialam sa nangyari… habang tinitignan ng kanyang mga kaklase habang papunta sa kanirang classroom, nagbubulungan ang mga ito. at may narinig si Kuto na nagsabing “Ano kaya pangalan nya? Bakit kaya ganun sya sumagot sa mga Teacher?”. At sumigaw si kuto “MAY NIM IS KUTU DI ISTUPIDO N AYM SEX YIRS ULD! ANY KWEYSTUNE?”… Natulala ang kanyang mga kaklase at pumapalpak. “Ano ibigsabihin nun?” sagot ng kanyang mga stupidong kaklase, “Di nyo alam? Inglis yun at tinuru sakin ng nanay ko yun para daw pag tinanung pangalan ko.” sagot ni Kuto.
“Anggaling naman pala ng nanay mo noh? Galing mag English!” sabi ng kanyang mga kaklase… Nakarating sila sa kanilang classroom ng mapayapa at…
“Whos that pokemon!?” sabi ni kuto sa kanyang nakitang guro, Ay oo nga pala, kung nagtataka kayo kung bakit alam ni kuto yung “Whos that pokemon?” eh eto… balikan natin ang nangyari…
*Habang nanonood si kuto ng pokemon sa GMA7*
Kuto: Nay, Anong ibigsabihin ng Whos that pokemon?
Nanay: Aah, yun ba. Ibigsabihin nun “Sino ka?”.
Kuto: Aah. dami kong natututunan dito sa GMA ah.
Nanay: Heheh, sige anak manood ka lang nyan at matuto ka ng maraming bagay.
…yun ang nangyari. bulamik naman tayo ulit kay Kuto.
“ABA!” Sagot ng teacher, “Ikaw yung binato ko kanina ah!? Anong ginagawa mo dito gago?” Sagot ni kuto…
Abangang ang susunod na kabanata…
Kuto D, Stupido… coming soon on tataczab.
Lol, i just revised my idea of the “Three Little Idiot” to “Kuto D, Stupido”.
Kuto D, Stupido is a story about a boy who is so stupid and been named as Kuto, actually his real name will not be mention.
Kuto D, Stupido will soon conquer my blog, and its story will sure and probably be a hit for my blog readers :3 .
My experience about the word stupidity will help me create my character, Kuto.
Kuto D, Stupid… coming soon. 
Philippine Perfect World, Pathetic GMs? [Part 2.1]
Yeah, you read it right, the word P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C and GMs.
I warn you, if you are going to play Philippine Perfect World, you have to observe even your most single letters and words, simply because, they can be offended, and can even delete your post and edit your sig without any warning. Read the rest of this entry »
Philippine Perfect World and its Darker Side. [Part 2]
Here is one of the things i wanted to clear, And yes, Im suspended. That sig is not a flamebait, you are just offended to it. If you want to see that sig >Here< . Read the rest of this entry »
Philippine Perfect World and its Darker Side.
I had this discussion with some Forum Moderators and Admins in pwboards, Regarding the Clan Section. Link to that discussion
posted by Asche, Game and Forum Moderator.
This is because we wan Read the rest of this entry »
Mewtwo Returns, Videos.
Im sure that there are lots of pokemon fan late in 2001, Here is a movie called “Mewtwo Returns”.
This is a very sensible movie, trust me.
Continue reading to see the other parts of the video.
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Ragnaboards, Wipe Out?
Posted by Nirvelli Sakray, Ragnaboards’ Forum Moderator.
Hi guys
I heard from my team in LUG that Ragnaboards MAY have a major version upgrade soon
Be ready for a
POSSIBLE
reset of post counts and worse comes to Read the rest of this entry »
Perfect World Boards, Maintenance.
Posted in pwboards.levelupgames.ph
To make way for the Open Beta, we will be adding new features to the forums, along with a total wipe:
- All accounts will be wiped except for administrators and moderators.
- Important threads will be saved
- All other threads will be deleted
- New Sections will be added
- Additional Moderators will be stationed
The boards will go offline today, July 11, 2007, at 6pm. It will be up again by Friday, July 13, 2007, the latest.
Thanks,
Perfect World GM Team Read the rest of this entry »
Philippine Perfect World, Are you ready for it?
Posted by Justice [Forum Admin]
Attention closed beta testers!
Perfect World is getting ready for its open beta, and we would like to express our gratitude to all our closed beta players for all the support and patience they expressed during this period. The closed beta will end on July 11, 2007 at 12 noon, but it’s just a short wait to July 18 at which point Perfect World goes Open Beta and we can once again enjoy Perfect World together.
Continue to watch for updates on the website and boards. SEE YOU ALL IN OPEN BETA!Thank you!
PW Team
Perfect World is one of the much awaited Games that LUG will release… Read the rest of this entry »
Dokyu: pRO as a Business
pRO is not just a game for players, but can also be a Business. Theres a lot of people saying that RO is going down, a BIG NO. for that. Most of RO’s first players are starting to come back, with enough materials, skill and knowledge about RO, They can easily make RO their Business. Read the rest of this entry »
